According to Scripture, marriage is a union between one man and …
one to 700 wives and up to 300 concubines (I Kings 11:3). Heather has a thousand mommies! Children need both parents—or all 1,001 of them. Beginning in kindergarten, children must be taught the biblical marriage curriculum that a heterosexual man's desire to have sexual relations with one to a thousand women is normal and holy.
But also according to traditional Scripture, King David said that Jonathan's love for him was "wonderful" and "better even than the love of women" (II Samuel 1:26). Therefore, this state must not recognize gay marriages that do not obey the biblical model of the love of David and Jonathan. Thus, bisexual males may not marry other males in this state, and gay men desiring to marry other gay men may do so only if they have certified by sworn affidavit that their homosexual love for each other is "better even than the love of women," in accordance with sacred Scripture.
The Bible is silent on the subject of marriage between two women—never mind Ruth and Naomi—so therefore this state must not stand in the way of lesbian marriage.