We welcome and need your contributions toward paying for our arguments in the Voters’ Pamphlet. PLEASE SEND A DONATION! Do it now!
Traditional Prejudices Coalition
P.O. Box 1851
Portland, Oregon 97207
Special Righteousness Committee
P.O. Box 1851
Portland, Oregon 97207
It may not even cost you anything. You may take a credit on your 2008 Oregon income tax for political contributions totaling up to $50 (or $100 if married and filing jointly). We’ll send you a receipt to file with your tax return. Please list your name, address, occupation, employer, and employer’s city to comply with election-law reporting requirements.
As an incentive, for a donation of $50 or more, if you ask, we’ll send you an ornate and flowery “Certificate of Weak Will and License to Love.” Or, if you prefer, we could send you our “License to Discriminate” against OCA members on the basis of your sincere and deeply held moral belief that these people are repugnant hypocrites. Tit for tat. It’s 8-1/2x11, on parchment paper, and features a highly ornate border portraying Lon and Scott wearing angel wings and showing OCA pharisees as wolves in sheep’s clothing.
In addition, our indulgences from Measure 9 in 1992 are still available for those of you worried about having committed the sins of the 99.8 percent of Leviticus that Lon Mabon and the OCA conveniently overlook but that are just as “immoral” as homosexuality: oyster eating, wearing mixed fibers, shaving a beard, cursing one’s parents, and adultery. A $50 donation gets you total absolution; $35, a stench and singe of eternal hellfire; $25, one year in lake of fire. It’s 11x17 and highly ornate, and it’ll be signed, dated, and numbered.
And we still have a few copies available of our sensational limited-edition print: “The Lon Mabon Cut-Out Doll.” It’s a gorgeous 11x17 color xerox print on glossy card stock by artist Vaughn Frick. Your basic Lon comes with several outfits, all in vibrant color. There’s the
After Lon got sent to jail for 42 days for contempt of court, we added the
It’s only $10 plus $2.50 postage and handling. This price is “fair market value,” so it doesn’t qualify for the tax credit, and we don’t have to report buyers’ names. Lon Mabon Cut-Out Dolls make great gifts for your friends! Order yours today!
The Special Righteousness Committee is a legal political action committee formed in 1992 in response to the “No Special Rights” Committee of the Oregon Citizens Alliance. The Traditional Prejudices Coalition was formed in 2006.
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